Tom's Goodbye Song (I'm becoming a pirate!)

<I'm tired of this tie round my neck

I'd rather be swabbing the deck

So I'm swapping my suit for a parrot and hat

and I'm swapping my leg for a peg>

I wake every day with a sigh

I iron my s hrit nice and dry

and I go into work with 3 million jerks

and I won't work like this till I die

I spend every day in my chair

My eyes are turning square

I'm leaving this grind fort he salt and the brine

and the feel of the wind in my hair

One day I'll set sail from the shore

I'll see these landlubbers no more

And the girl that I love will be there by my side

and we'll sing to the ocean's roar.